Thursday, 13 December 2012

And Now It's Gonna Be Tough On Me But I Will Wait Forever, I Need Someone Else To Look Into My Eyes And Tell Me 'Girl You Know You Gotta Watch Your Health'...

I spent a considerable portion of last night throwing up because I accidentally gave myself food poisoning...
 I still feel sick ... 
This dingy, little  post expresses that feeling perfectly, ha...












I had such a sad amount of fun editing these.
Gonna go drink a gallon of water and watch Basketball Wives LA.

Toodles to you bitches xx

(P.S. Title = lyrics to 'Oblivion' by Grimes)

I'm Alone And I Realise That When I Get Home, I Wanna Go Through My Red And My Cherry...

At the time of writing tumblr is down and has been for like 5 hours... Irritating!!
Anyway, today i'm dressed like a parody of a 1970s runner. Enjoy...












  • Chain- Forever 21
  • Vest top- Brick Lane
  • Shorts- Brick Lane
  • Glasses- Primark
  • Scarf- Primark4


Toodles to you bitches xx

(P.S. Title = Lyrics to 'Cherry Wine' by Nas ft. Amy Winehouse)




Sunday, 9 December 2012

My Life Is Sweet Like Vanilla Is, Gold And Silver Line My Heart, But Burned Into My Brain Are These Stolen Images, Stolen Images Baby Stolen Images, Can You Picture It Babe The Life We Could Have Lived??...

Not gonna lie, this is the best post i've done in quite a while.
All today's photos were shot by Arsema and edited by moi.
No babbling today, i'm really tired and in the middle of watching Real Housewives of Miami but have a look...










What d'you think?? I'm pretty happy with how they turned out in the end.
You can reblog the photos for tumblr here.

Toodles to you bitches xx

(P.S. Title = lyrics to 'Without You' by Lana Del Rey)


Friday, 7 December 2012

Look Inside Of My Soul And You Can Find Gold And Maybe Get Rich... Look Inside of Your Soul And You Can Find Out It Never Exist...

I know the quality of today's picture is hideous but I only had 2 minutes to take it.

Anyway, this is just a quickie to let you know 2 things:

  1. This is my new hair- as you can see my braids are still super long but i've added blonde to the bottom (will do a clearer post when I get chance)
  2. ***As some of you know I work in the Oxford Street (London) branch of Forever 21. Well they launched a personal stylist service yesterday which will be run by me and Ellis so if you live in London come by and have a session with us!!... I'm in tomorrow (Saturday 8th December) from 2.30pm until we close. The sessions are free and you're not obliged to buy anything but we'll show you lots of our latest stuff for you to try on and have a nice chat with you in our styling room. If this is something you'd be interested in you can call Forever 21 from 9am onwards and book an appointment with us on 0207 493 1553 or just walk in and ask for me and we'll see you straight away if we're free.***





  • Turtle neck top- boohoo.com
  • Velvet skirt- Forever 21
  • Chain- Forever 21

I know it's pretty short notice for tomorrow and i'm off for a week after Saturday but you can still book an appointment with me for the following week by calling Forever 21 or e-mailing me directly.

This is something imma be pushing on you lot quite regularly from now on cos every week someone different says hi to me in the store cos of this blog or e-mails to say they saw me there so I know you London readers shop there already so come down and get styled!!.. The closest station is Bond Street.

Toodles to you bitches xx  

(P.S. Title = lyrics to 'Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe' by Kendrick Lamar)

Wednesday, 28 November 2012

These Chains You Bound Around My Heart, Complete Me, Baby, I Would Not Be Free...


There are two really irritating things about this post: 1- Althougthe seam is intentially in the middle of my leg, one of my stockings had rolled down a bit at the top and I didn't notice until I uploaded the pictures and 2- It looks like my last few pictures are crooked when actually it's my clothes rail that's crooked cos I don't have a hammer to knock it into place... 

Anyway, now that i've got that off my chest, here are today's photos... And look who figured out how to shoot full body shot self-portraits, heyyyyyy!

I wasn't really up to much today so my outfit's nothing special but these are the second pair of earrings I won in the give-away I blogged about a while ago (read the post here). I wouldn't really describe myself as much of a 'Rude Gyal' at all but I am Jamaican and they look pretty good with baggy clothing.

Still haven't completely figured out lighting and perfect focus yet but you'll just have to bear with me for that...















  • Banana Republic jumper- Brick Lane Market
  • Earrings- Zoe Love (think it's closed atm)
  • Fishnet hold-ups- Primark
  • Lips- MUA black kohl eyeliner filled and blended with Nars lipstick and Illamasque lipstick in Howl

Toodles to you bitches xx

(P.S. title = lyrics to 'These Chains' by Hot Chip)



So Baby Is It All You Got? Tell Me If You Got Some More, I'm Thinking Of Some Time Off, I'm Dreaming Of A Time You Knew Me...

So yesterday I said a bit about how I want to make a few changes here- primarily that I want to start using my Pentax instead of my crappy Lumix and stop posting so many pics with my  that include my face...

Wellllllll... I'm half way there, all today's pics were shot with my Pentax... However- they're all of my face!!...

Ha, gotta learn to walk before you can run right?! I actually managed to get relatively clear, non blurry face shots, which is the first time i've ever been able to do that when taking self-portraits on this camera!! Full body shots however are gonna take a while longer to master and I couldn't be bothered today so...









  • Shirt- from my mum's friend
  • Shorts- Ebay


... By the end i'd even figured out how to get the light right in my face but by that point all my expressions were resembling The Fonz which wasn't cute so I stopped.
Hopefully i'll have body shots down by next week.

I trust everyone's been listening to Solange's new EP True which came out today. It's so damn good!! All the songs are really catchy and in today's musical climate it really does stand out stylistically, well worth a listen if you haven't already!!

Toodles to you bitches xx

(P.S. Title = lyrics to 'Some Things Never Seem To Fucking Work' by Solange from her new EP 'True')


As usual you can find these pics on my tumblr-



Monday, 26 November 2012

Life's Too Short To Even Care At All... I'm Losing My Mind, Losing My Mind, Losing Control...

One of my greatest character flaws is impatience. I'm not impatient in every sense, I don't get annoyed easily or anything like that but when it comes to things like: learning new skills, waiting for a delivery to arrive or buying something I feel I need I can be ridiculously impatient- Once my mind is made up- I want things when I want them and that doesn't always work to my advantage...

That is why I still haven't learnt how to use my camera. 

My mind was set on being able to take better photos for my blog and in general, so when my friend offered to sell me his old camera at a reasonable price I emptied what was left in my bank account and bought it.... This was several months ago.

As hasty as i'd been with making the purchase, I was so impatient with learning how to use it that it's basically been sitting on my shelf collecting dust while I use my other (inferior) camera or borrow other people's for 99% of my photographs.

Well today I decided I was finally ready to take a deep breath and tackle it again. The quality difference between the Lumix i'm always using and the Pentax I should be using is like night and day. See for yourself...-

Even though i've obviously messed around with the colour etc, the first pic (and unfortunately the best one of the bunch) was taken with my Lumix...

All the rest were taken with the Pentax...




  • Top- Ebay
  • Leopard print bra- Next
  • Chain- Forever 21
  • Robe- from a friend
  • Docs- from a friend
  • Lipstick- in Trash by Illamasque


What a difference!!!
I've always wanted my blog to have big, clear, bright pictures on it, with better detail. More about my clothes, hair and make-up products and less about my stupid, unchanging face lol...

 Maybe with a bit of intense practice I can finally put my impatience aside, stop wanting to throw my camera out the window every time a picture doesn't come out how I wanted it to and make the adjustments here that i've been wanting to make for so long...

I feel my patience increasing slightly just saying that lol

Toodles to you bitches xx

(P.S. Title = lyrics to 'Cough Syrup' by Young The Giant)

P.P.S Solange's new EP is out tomorrow. Yay!!